Wo Zai Mo Shi You Zuo Huang Jin Gong

I woke up from a coma only to find myself being overrun zombies in a post-apocalyptic world! And that lady is just watching it happen, how cruel is that! Who'd want to stay in this damn place, if it weren't for all the treasures scattered around! I've gotta stay alive, I'm still a virgin! Gold, girls, all mine!

(Source: Tencent, translated)